vela:

Important place to drive around and smoke weed at: Lion Country Safari

Probably not a bad idea.

When I was little, my grandparents took us to Lion Country Safari and the part I remember best is when we got to the area with the Ostriches. There was one obnoxious ostrich that kept crossing the street. Like he’d learned how to royally piss off the visitors from years of captivity or something.

At first it was funny… okay wait, it was funny the whole time, but annoying to the person behind the wheel. The car would approach and all of the sudden, huge fucking ostrich runs across the road. Everyone laughs and oohs and ahhs and the driver proceeds but as soon as you think you’re going to keep driving, the ostrich runs back across the road. Over and over and over again, until it finally gets bored and walks away to wait for the next family to drive through.

I still remember it as the funniest thing ever. Frickin’ ostrich.